In 1955, at the height of the Cold War, President Eisenhower gave the C.I.A. a mission:

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“Create the ultimate protein bar to strengthen Americans and defeat the Russians.”

- President Lyndon B. Johnson

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The project — codenamed Jacked Granny — quietly succeeded in 1988. But the result stunned them: No exotic compounds. No classified tech. Just three simple ingredients:

1. Peanuts
2. Egg Whites
3. Maple Syrup

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That terrified the protein bar giants — later identified as the Protein Industrial Complex (P.I.C.). Their empire relied on additives, fake fiber, and lies.

With help from [REDACTED] mafia families, they forced the C.I.A. to bury the project.

In 2024, a whistleblower leaked everything — including the original formula.

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We have the bar. And we’re sharing it before they stop us.

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Your partners in protein,

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